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夫妻打麻将输精光,对唱两首歌,让人哭笑不得!

友情音乐 2019-03-13 15:01:39

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有对小夫妻,都爱打牌……

输光之后真情献唱

老公无奈写下这首诗▼▼

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锄禾正当午,媳妇真辛苦。

上午卡五星,下午斗地主,

晚上聊微信,家务谁作主?

谁知盘中餐,顿顿无人煮。

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天天方便面,餐餐都想吐。

汗滴禾下土,明天继续赌。

粒粒皆辛苦,输了二百五,

亲爱的媳妇,确实很辛苦。

妻子回复▼▼


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不去不去又去了,

不打不打又打了,

打着打着又输了,

垂头丧气回家了,

发誓以后不打了,

明天一叫又去了,

想着今天会嬴了,

谁知输得更惨了,

回家以后更悔了,

发誓从此不打了,

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可是电话又来了,

拿起包包又去了,

是输是赢由它了,

泡面已经煮好了,

我这会就先去了,

老公对不起你了。

天天趴在麻将桌,

离开你就不能活,

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楼下牌友有人喊,

孩子在家没人管,

要是遇到二缺一,

一个二个都着急,

麻将老少都爱摸,

输赢也就那么多,

运气太背输得多,

做梦都想来自摸,

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劝你牌瘾早点散,

孩子成长是隐患,

麻将不能天天摸,

偶尔玩下差不多。

写的太到位了!

赶紧放到圈里!

给爱打牌的朋友们提个醒!

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